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Lyrics by Edson Hinostroza; Music by Edson Hinostroza and Thirteen Towers

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Facebook whore, your status update I abhor. I fucking hate you to the core. I just can’t take it anymore. Facebook whore, no one cares what you have to say. Will you please just go away. No one would miss you anyway.

You take a picture of your salad and you put it on display, along with all the pictures of you drinking Chardonnay. People comment on your pictures about croutons on display: “Oh how tasty, oh how yummy” and how much they’d like to have it. And how they could eat a salad almost every single day. Playing Angry Birds and Farmville keeps depression far away. You glow inside from all the comments you received. With high self-esteem! Mission achieved!

Facebook whore, your status update I abhor. I fucking hate you to the core. I just can’t take it anymore. Facebook whore, no one cares what you have to say. Will you please just go away. No one would miss you anyway.

Hey! Hey!

You check another timeline looking for an older post. You find a pic you like and you begin to boast of how you looked just 6 months ago. 20 lbs ago when you had somewhere to go. Just sit in the dark all day long in front of a screen is where you belong. The madness you feel is like this song. Brutal and hard all of the time.

Facebook whore, your status update I abhor. I fucking hate you to the core. I just can’t take it anymore. Facebook whore, no one cares what you have to say. Will you please just go away. No one would miss you anyway.

Facebook whore, let it go, let it go. Facebook whore.

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from Dude, Don't Make It Weird, released January 23, 2016
Mike Yaary -- drums
Edson Hinostroza -- bass, backing vocals
Jeff Skinner -- left guitar, backing vocals
Xavier Pena -- right guitar
Chris Tolbert -- trumpet
Mike Dranove -- trombone
Chris Williams -- tenor sax
James Tucker -- lead vocals

Engineered, mixed and mastered by Jeff Skinner

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Thirteen Towers is a ska-punk band from Fairfax VA. Buy our music on Bandcamp.com or thirteentowers.com for the lowest prices. Our full length album is also available on iTunes, Amazon and GooglePlay. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for photos, videos and information about upcoming shows. Email booking@thirteentowers.com to book shows. ... more

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